Sunday, May 3, 2009

Parenting 101


I just love this Baby Blues comic strip. It is so true. Parenting is truly the toughest, most challenging, most taxing job in the world. After I chuckled at this comic strip, I started thinking of all the parenting skills I have utilized in the past week. Amazingly, none of them have anything to do with my expensively acquired art history and political science degrees.


Parenting skills I have used in the past week:

Organizational Specialist

Author (Working from home as a writer enables me to be home with my kids.)

Chauffeur

Chef (Yesterday, I baked some cinnamon bread and a baguette.)

Laundress

Maid

Assistant Engineer (Car Guy created catapults and launched marshmallows from them all weekend.)

Librarian

Teacher

Musician (A 7-year old requires assistance when practicing piano.)

Athletic Supporter (I am slowly learning the rules of soccer, including corner vs. goal kicks. For chuckles, I just realized that "athletic supporter" sounds like I performed the role of a jock strap this week- which I most certainly did not.)

Nurse

Scheduler (Scheduling activities for two kids presents a giant puzzle.)

Referee

Star Wars light saber sparring partner

Mediator

Athlete (I did manage to squeeze in some exercise.)

Veterinarian

Horticulturist (My roses are blooming!)

Disciplinarian

Curriculum Consultant (Already thinking about the home school plans and curriculum for next year.)

Pharmacist

Manicurist (I trimmed rabbit and human nails.)

Gardener

Plumber (Don't you just love to start your day by unclogging a child's toilet?)

So what did I forget? Feel free to add any parenting skills that may have slipped my mind.

1 comment:

  1. I love that you have chosen to be available for the children in your life. I am amazed at how you have blossomed in this role. The Angela I knew in high school was headed in a different direction. You are to be praised and reveared by those small people in your life!! What a great job you are doing!

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